a little night music, but euphemisms aside adult, both hard and soft eye candy pleasurable, sensual, and sometimes hardcore. This is for moments when one makes love aloneTumblr (3.0; @thingsthatgofapinthenight)http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b08150a03eb3382f99a7d68b45908ed4/tumblr_mmhunuooXH1qb94kko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/51235266945/a-girl-and-her-pizza" class="tumblr_blog">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://monicatramos.tumblr.com/post/49949199753/a-girl-and-her-pizza-a-self-portrait" class="tumblr_blog">A girl and her pizza.</a></p></blockquote>http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51236526398http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51236526398Fri, 24 May 2013 10:50:38 -0700that was her lover“‘You disappear so completely into your head sometimes,’ he said. ‘I wish I could follow you.’”<br/><br/> - <em>Cassandra Clare  (via <a href="http://de-licacy.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">de-licacy</a>)</em>http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51211916168http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51211916168Fri, 24 May 2013 00:24:02 -0700you wouldn't like what you see<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a713a9c5507da11a9737f7d13c7f0375/tumblr_mmvbfio16a1s5yhhuo1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/69a9dcd97d61f122cf05be3d8687e849/tumblr_mmvbfio16a1s5yhhuo2_r1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aa102aaa6eb82d7a906f9a9b133afb4d/tumblr_mmvbfio16a1s5yhhuo4_r1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2340458d57e3040e0e94b150fad0c718/tumblr_mmvbfio16a1s5yhhuo3_r1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://keybladeofsteel.tumblr.com/post/51211137190/dick-grayson" class="tumblr_blog">keybladeofsteel</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Dick Grayson???</p></blockquote>http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51211833745http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51211833745Fri, 24 May 2013 00:21:16 -0700Alain Delon's other son“Let someone love you just the way you are – as flawed as you might be, as unattractive as you sometimes feel, and as unaccomplished as you think you are. To believe that you must hide all the parts of you that are broken, out of fear that someone else is incapable of loving what is less than perfect, is to believe that sunlight is incapable of entering a broken window and illuminating a dark room.”<br/><br/> - <em><p>Marc Hack (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thecrosswasenough.tumblr.com/">thecrosswasenough</a>)</p> <p>Learning.</p> (via <a href="http://darlingbexy.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">darlingbexy</a>)</em>http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51210548642http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51210548642Thu, 23 May 2013 23:42:31 -0700good metaphor<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doglets.tumblr.com/post/50606326496/sext-sorry-just-got-this-text-haha-do-u-still">doglets</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?</p> </blockquote>http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51207787745http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51207787745Thu, 23 May 2013 22:34:16 -0700me if I ever sextor have sex again<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/76f713ce2c4307128d9fc9588c6c5fb6/tumblr_mmr2orXH8C1rlvb7yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>left-front-art:</p> <p>‘The love of God Hermes’ by the gargantuan artistically endowed soul of Hector de Gregorio</p>http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51155994513http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51155994513Thu, 23 May 2013 20:09:32 -0700oh my<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ab7fea15dfe1f15ae8456f2177027a7d/tumblr_mn9jbuOQkd1qf9rzzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mutationwaltz.tumblr.com/post/51159945597/dont-ask-dont-tell-lol" class="tumblr_blog">mutationwaltz</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Don’t ask don’t tell lol</p></blockquote>http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51165756719http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51165756719Thu, 23 May 2013 12:34:31 -0700it happensit is just dick<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bfdbe1d3251a38f860a50994067d9ae7/tumblr_mmlxtlnmkv1rthg2oo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e9f292cf7220458132d366e7bf47d5a/tumblr_mmlxtlnmkv1rthg2oo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heavvymetalqueen.tumblr.com/post/50164161842/tikaka-ackanime-drgraevling-i-have-no">heavvymetalqueen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tikaka.tumblr.com/post/50158798148/ackanime-drgraevling-i-have-no-idea-how-you">tikaka</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ackanime.tumblr.com/post/50127587527/drgraevling-i-have-no-idea-how-you-could">ackanime</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://drgraevling.tumblr.com/post/50124825401/i-have-no-idea-how-you-could-possibly-say-that">drgraevling</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I have no idea how you could possibly say that Norway is the penis and Sweden’s the ballsack. Obviously Sweden is the penis and Finland is the ballsack. Norway is more like a weird slug, riding on the penis.</p> </blockquote> <p>I can’t think of any reason why I shouldn’t reblog this.</p> </blockquote> <p>Neighborhood love.</p> </blockquote> <p>greetings from the ballsack</p> </blockquote>http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51156525799http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51156525799Thu, 23 May 2013 09:57:52 -0700slug riding a penis<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7lguvuNeF1qgwqw9o1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7lguvuNeF1qgwqw9o2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7lguvuNeF1qgwqw9o3_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7lguvuNeF1qgwqw9o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>then they walked away, holding hands</p>http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51156384537http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51156384537Thu, 23 May 2013 09:55:18 -0700spongebob squarepants<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cyberthug13.tumblr.com/post/48191399062/dam-can-you-imagine-a-porno-with-good-acting-like">cyberthug13</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>dam can you imagine a porno with good acting</p> <p>like oscar worthy</p> <p>makin you cry and shit while you jackin off</p> </blockquote> <p>I&#8217;m crying tears from my eyes and dick</p>http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51125432449http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51125432449Wed, 22 May 2013 20:54:16 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d0cfbc4d0ecff0847e4eeb7d1074138/tumblr_mm5dzr72i11ruaupoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahidiotonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/49404984966/straight-from-god-himself">fuckyeahidiotonfacebook</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Straight from God himself.</p> </blockquote> <p>It is done as it always has been.<br/>That is why I don’t have many guy friends</p>http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51069526420http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51069526420Wed, 22 May 2013 07:03:26 -0700lie with mendon't lie with women<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5413157eea11e3d27b2077c72c24baf2/tumblr_mj5zsaVmmh1rs81xfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://betomad.tumblr.com/post/44585353781/mirage-hunting">betomad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span class="short_text" id="result_box"><span class="hps"><em>mirage hunting</em><br/></span></span></p> </blockquote>http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51069391855http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51069391855Wed, 22 May 2013 07:00:34 -0700wouldn't leave this aloneon the side of the road<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/32855268de49099f4dc626da58d08622/tumblr_mjgqlpYMrx1r9xtx2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51069359702http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51069359702Wed, 22 May 2013 06:59:49 -0700the view is nicebutI just want to suck on those toes<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee921a3d976de296a672dedb878ecd0f/tumblr_mn4vj9rvZN1qa0n48o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5995013dc00b9dc4fb7799ce219673fe/tumblr_mn4vj9rvZN1qa0n48o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ecf83679300e2c92cf759c6bc123959e/tumblr_mn4vj9rvZN1qa0n48o3_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://dreamwanderlust.tumblr.com/post/51035366299/this-is-what-i-have-basically-told-every-guy-who" class="tumblr_blog">dreamwanderlust</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This is what I have basically told every guy who has attempted to date me.</p></blockquote> <p>I don’t watch this show but this needs to be common knowledge. <br/>I need to remind myself of this often.</p>http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51036581280http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51036581280Tue, 21 May 2013 18:48:56 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://run-cause-hitler.tumblr.com/post/50937472137/enayalate-h8-this-year-bbanditt-slett">run-cause-hitler</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://enayalate-h8-this-year.tumblr.com/post/39952620122">enayalate-h8-this-year</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bbanditt.tumblr.com/post/39916776275/slett-winchestercodependency-ibecameacat">bbanditt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slett.tumblr.com/post/39766963689/winchestercodependency-ibecameacat-what-if">slett</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://winchestercodependency.tumblr.com/post/39698950886/ibecameacat-what-if-all-your-fingers-just">winchestercodependency</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ibecameacat.tumblr.com/post/39644443793/what-if-all-your-fingers-just-turned-into-tongues">ibecameacat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do</p> </blockquote> <p>dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off</p> </blockquote> <p>“People with vaginas”</p> </blockquote> <p>what are those called again</p> </blockquote> <p>I can’t remember</p> </blockquote> <p>this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for </p> </blockquote>http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51018505949http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51018505949Tue, 21 May 2013 14:59:49 -0700people with vaginasthis is what Yahoo! bought<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a60fa3d6d385421f7dc63c0516e59a28/tumblr_mn4tmaC2mu1r6x1ilo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d12fdcbea9516663ab007a2c1b9e4bbe/tumblr_mn4tmaC2mu1r6x1ilo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51005693774http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/51005693774Tue, 21 May 2013 12:09:41 -0700huge cock<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ad5fhaja1rt8vk3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/50972132700http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/50972132700Mon, 20 May 2013 22:50:30 -0700active bottoms<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://salmiakkivodka.tumblr.com/post/45142790149/societal-expectations-of-sex-dont-make-any-sense">salmiakkivodka</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex</p> <p>But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage</p> <p>But homosexuality is bad</p> <p>I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with</p> </blockquote> <p>obviously with married ladies&#8230;.abd dudes</p>http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/50933257507http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/50933257507Mon, 20 May 2013 14:07:47 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8366eBlUD1qfz2nyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/50746541759http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/50746541759Sat, 18 May 2013 11:36:56 -0700cuteboymalemustache<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://glamour-parade.tumblr.com/post/44173375169">glamour-parade</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you</p> </blockquote> <p>plow me with vigor, if you&#8217;d please</p>http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/50716430671http://thingsthatgofapinthenight.tumblr.com/post/50716430671Sat, 18 May 2013 01:47:38 -0700