How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
plow me with vigor, if you’d please
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carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
Carpe that natem, boy, you know you want it
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How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
one wishes to acquaint our bodies together in a feverish manner, inducing such feelings of pleasure and possibly euphoria, till the point of no return.
IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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14 / 5 / 2013 @ 21:56
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this book is getting bigger with each passing week
14 / 5 / 2013 @ 21:56
(source: worst-fucking-blog-ever)
this book is getting bigger with each passing week